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Not only are the new batch of Iceland ads particularly shit, but scifi channel had 4 of the fuckers in one ad break - Buffy was abandoned in favour of Angel S2 on DVD.
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Portland wrote:Not only are the new batch of Iceland ads particularly shit, but scifi channel had 4 of the fuckers in one ad break
They're doing that on all the channels, it seems. The same thing was happening on Sky, while I was watching the Stargate Atlantis re-runs.

Iceland is seemingly going for the "brain-washing blitz" approach to advertising their "bargain bin" wares this Christmas.
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Fucking hell those Iceland ads. How can this not backfire on them? Can there be a single entity in the entire kingdom who does not despise them by now?
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Yak wrote:Fucking hell those Iceland ads. How can this not backfire on them? Can there be a single entity in the entire kingdom who does not despise them by now?
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Last night that 50th Coronation Street episode thing was on, and I was in the room for the first couple of chunks of it. There were adverts, I'd forgotten about those. One was dancing people and it went on so long I was shouting WHAT ARE YOU SELLING ME by the time the Marks and Spencer logo came on.
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Perfume ads are especially shit this Christmas.
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Perfume ads are ALWAYS shit. Either wanky looking blokes trying to look cool or shallow bints caressing giant bottles of stupidly expensive smelly fluid which probably costs about 1/2p a bottle to actually make but which is sold to idiots at a ridiculous markup in stupid-looking containers.
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Governmentyard wrote:Last night that 50th Coronation Street episode thing was on, and I was in the room for the first couple of chunks of it. There were adverts, I'd forgotten about those. One was dancing people and it went on so long I was shouting WHAT ARE YOU SELLING ME by the time the Marks and Spencer logo came on.
They are selling you the concept of Christmas. A dream of a perfect Christmas where everyone is a grinning android twat with perfect coreography and deeply average clothes.
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'Bout a mill and a half for the M&S advert just before X factor result - they expect to make it back and then some.
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Yak wrote: shallow bints caressing giant bottles of stupidly expensive smelly fluid
I accept that my knob's probably not going to fit all the way into most of them but I'd hesitate to call them shallow until I'd at least had a go.
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betamax wrote:
Governmentyard wrote:Last night that 50th Coronation Street episode thing was on, and I was in the room for the first couple of chunks of it. There were adverts, I'd forgotten about those. One was dancing people and it went on so long I was shouting WHAT ARE YOU SELLING ME by the time the Marks and Spencer logo came on.
They are selling you the concept of Christmas. A dream of a perfect Christmas where everyone is a grinning android twat with perfect coreography and deeply average clothes.

What about the grinning iPhone twats? Are they not allowed to Christmas this year or something? :mrgreen:
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Portland wrote:Not only are the new batch of Iceland ads particularly shit, but scifi channel had 4 of the fuckers in one ad break - Buffy was abandoned in favour of Angel S2 on DVD.
This one?



or this



or indeed this?



Now, same tat but different style:



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CableTwitch wrote:
What about the grinning iPhone twats? Are they not allowed to Christmas this year or something?
Christmas? They aren't even allowed oxygen.
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Orava wrote:
Portland wrote:Not only are the new batch of Iceland ads particularly shit, but scifi channel had 4 of the fuckers in one ad break - Buffy was abandoned in favour of Angel S2 on DVD.
This one?

"Adding comments has been disabled for this video"

I wonder why? :roll:

It is the same for the official Iceland YT channel too.
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I'm mildly amused by that ad for some sort of facewash that starts off by saying: 'You wouldn't clean your teeth without a brush, so why your face?'

In my 30 years on planet earth, I have never heard of anyone (who wasn't mental) brushing their face.
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